Little Squirt


Gilded Balloon and Darby James

30 JUL - 24 AUG (NOT 6, 18 AUG) - 19:30
The uproarious multi award-winning one-man musical comedy about sperm donation returns to Edinburgh. Darby James clicks on an IVF Clinic Facebook advert and must navigate a sea of existential mayhem, while considering the absurdities of procreation and pondering pathways to queer parenthood. In the midst of this hilarious and heartfelt adventure through genetic questionnaires, medical screening and psychological evaluations, Darby finds himself as a seaman stranded in moral purgatory, faced with the unanswerable question: should we be having children?

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    • Musicals and Opera
    • £11.00 - £15.00
    • 30 July 2025-24 August 2025
    • 60 minutes
    • subvenue Bramley
    • Age guidance 14+
    • warning
      Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing
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    Venue

    Gilded Balloon at Appleton Tower

    11 Crichton Street, EH8 9LE

    EH8 9LE

    Bramley

    (Venue No. 140) 11 Crichton Street, EH8 9LE