Crapp's River


Sacred Heart University Repertory Theatre Company

30 JUL - 12 AUG - 20:20
The unauthorised musical parody of Schitt's Creek, reimagining the beloved fish-out-of-water series with absurd comedy, unhinged characters and hilariously inappropriate twists. Follow Moira, Johnny, David, Alexis and the clueless mayor Roland Crapp as they navigate the quirks of an offbeat, unpredictable town. With chaotic humour and a surprisingly sweet message about finding belonging in unlikely places, this unauthorised extravaganza is perfect for fans of the show-it's-absolutely-not-based-on or anyone craving a wildly irreverent escape. No Emmys – just side-splitting laughs, ridiculous antics and delightfully trashy fun. When life goes down the loo, there's no better place than Crapp's River!

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    • £9.00 - £12.00
    • 30 July 2025-12 August 2025
    • 60 minutes
    • subvenue Blether
    • Age guideline 12+
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    Gilded Balloon Patter House

    3 Chambers St, EH1 1HT

    EH1 1HT

    boxoffice@gildedballoon.co.uk

    Blether

    (Venue 24) 3 Chambers St, EH1 EHT