Pirates: You Wouldn't Steal A Boat

Spruce Moose Comedy

5 - 17 AUG (NOT 11) 12:05
Fringe smash-hit Pirates returns – bigger, louder, and sillier than ever! 'Total joy' ***** (TheWeeReview.com). After a dastardly betrayal, wannabe pirate captain Sharkbait Mulligan finds himself with just the clothes on his chest and the rum on his chest. Together with first/best/only mate Louie, the pair race against time to hunt for revenge, gold, and bootleg DVDs. Expect action-packed adventure, nautical nonsense and the real* Orlando Bloom. (*not really). 'You laugh so hard your tummy hurts... timbers shivered' **** (AYoungishPerspective.co.uk).

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• Comedy
• £11.25 inc £1.25 fees - £13.75 inc £1.25 fees
• 5-17 August 2026
• 60 minutes
• Gilded Balloon Patter House
• Other Yin
• Age guideline 12+
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