Steak Out

Ruaraidh Murray

5 - 31 AUG (NOT 17, 24) 19:00
Two nights before Christmas, an Edinburgh granny, her boyfriend, her son and her one-year-old grandson rob Smedley's of Stockbridge (a butcher's shop in a wealthy Edinburgh neighbourhood) of all its best cuts. The heist is on! Will they get caught, will Christmas be cancelled, will they be in prison before the King's speech? Or will they get away scot-free with the meat theft of the century? Previous reviews: 'Quentin Tarantino meets Irvine Welsh' **** (Scotsman). 'Phenomenal' **** (Stage). 'A firecracker of a show' **** (Herald). 'Utterly hilarious' **** (List). 'Fantastic, gripping and gritty' ***** (Edinburgh Evening News).

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    • £10.00 - £15.00
    • 5-31 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • Gilded Balloon Teviot
    • subvenue Billiard Room
    • Age guidance 14+
    • warning
      Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing
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    Gilded Balloon Teviot

    13 Bristo Square, EH8 9AJ

    EH8 9AJ

    0131 622 6552 boxoffice@gildedballoon.co.uk

    Billiard Room

    (Venue 14) 13 Bristo Square, EH8 9AJ